Run-up to TANA Annual celebrations in Washington DC, we are seeing wide publicity in Telugu News Papers and on Internet. Today, in one of the Telugu news papers there is a statement from a TANA representative that US can see future leadership emerging from the 5 million strong Telugu community. The statement also said it is possible that future US Presidency also may come from our vibrant Telugu community.
Let's for a moment think that the statement would become true and Telugu community would become politically powerful then how US would look like?
Texas will become Kadapa (or Cudappah)
Washington and New York would become Hyderabad and Secunderabad
Chicago would become Vijayawada and Illinois would be Krishna
Boston would be Guntur
California may be Visakhapatnam Dt and Viskhapatnam would be LA
Arizona would be Chittoor
Lousiana would be Adilabad
A GO 610 will restrict Telugus only to move from one state to another
ATA will be affiliated to Congress
TANA would be affiliated to Telugu Desam
Swagruhas will replace McDonalds
We will have a KCR coming from North Dakota asking north west US to be broken
US Consulate in Chennai will be closed and one will be opened in Vijayawada
New York will have direct flights from Vijayawada, Kakinada, Guntur ....
The first US Telugu President elected because of the promise to give free gasoline to Americans
The first US Telugu President elected because of the promise to give free booze
Then, Hillary Clinton will become the Madam Sonia of US
All Telugus will fight in the name of caste, region, money, power ... and with in a year goltis will be kicked out of US forever
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